MRS

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

spacemuffinz:

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

i had no idea what was happening til i saw the description
i should read a book

where-we-live:

stunningpicture:

Excuse me, sir, do you know where I could find some enlightenment?

my heart oh my god my heart

tfw when high and at a family reunion

  • great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!
  • me: where
  • kidouyuuto:

    also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

  • what i say: hopefully
  • what i mean: inshaAllah
  • what i say: thanx god
  • what i mean: alhamdulilah
  • what i say: wow
  • what i mean: mashaAllah
  • 02 Sep   /  31 notes

    naina-talwarr:

    ishq wala love...

    hassann:

    This is some next level shit

    disgustinghuman:

    [sighs internally]

    [sighs externally]

    [sighs eternally]

    howunpleasant:

    friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

    eternalellipses:

    me ignoring my responsibilities

    wearevanity:

    My current view , home bound.